A Notice On The Board
*A packet hangs upon the bulletin board, tacked in place with thorns. Most of the pages lie empty.*
In light of Recent Events, please write upon this sheet what should be done in the event that you go dashing recklessly through a portal to Parts Unknown. As an example, for my part, please inform Lionella Surgen and Annalise Lyca of my absence, and see that my pets are fed and my classes watched over. Thank you for your cooperation and consideration.
-CL
*To those who can discern such things, the words are written in a particularly hesitant hand*
To whom it may concern;
If I, Odine Rothbart, should go dashing recklessly and without warning through a portal to Parts Unknown, please be advised that I have probably been possessed or otherwise coerced. It is more likely that I have been shoved inside, dragged unwilling, or carried in while unconscious.
Regardless, in this event - DO NOT TELL MY PARENTS. Don't even go looking for them. Instead, please inform Master/Shifu Xuimin or his wife, Shimo Cheng Xiao, who can be found just a bit north of Dawn's Blossom in Pandaria. They will know what to do.
-OR
To whom it may concern;
If I, Jecht Highwind, should go dashing recklessly and without warning through a portal to Parts Unknown, please be advised that I have probably been made unwilling, or willing depending on who went in first, or I had to chase Songmae...
Regardless, in this event... Watch my home, wife, son, and pets just in case I do not return, or Mac forces me into another Soul Shard again...
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To anyone to whom it may concern,
In light of someone running into a portal, because I, Marrion MacHarren, did it first, thus making it okay. Namely Caniell. Please, stop putting thorns in the Notice Board. It really ruins the cork. And to Jecht, it is spelled "Soul Shard". A Soul Shade is something analogous to the interdimensional spirit that is most likely inhabiting your dog. Also, no one is allowed to touch the coffee machine for the next six months, after the posting of this message.
Doctor Marrion MacHarren
To whom it may concern:
If I, Zack Highwind-Lupentramme, end up going through a portal Parts Unknown, I request the following be done in my stead. First off, please keep my father, Jecht, and Caniell from blowing up the campus with glitter bombs and the like. Second, please keep Ducat from attempting to chase after me as we both do NOT need to be missing, for the sake of Annadria. Third, consult Jeratai regarding the chances of finding me.
Other than that, please look after one another until my attempted return.
Zack Highwing-Lupentramme.
To whom it may concern:
If I, Professor Elvae Windcrush, go dashing through a portal into Worlds Unknown, or otherwise put myself at risk, I request the following be done in my stead. Check under the dock, sell my houses, and make sure Marrion gets all of my bourbon. Oh, and make sure my body is burned, if it's somehow found. Oh, and also, please make sure all of students pass their exams.
Elvae Windcrush
The Originator of this Notice would like to request that Professor Windcrush post additional instructions operating under the assumption that we intend to retrieve him. Thank you.
-CL