Session 1: SAFETY AND LIABILITY WAVERS
In this first class, students will learn to NOT TOUCH ANY OF THE MATERIALS UNLESS INSTRUCTED TO. Then will also learn the art of signing paperwork, by SIGNING AND PROMPTLY RETURNING, a liability waver that removes any responsibility on behalf of MacHarren Industries AND the University in case of accidental breach of the previous instructions.
Session 2: When In Stormwind...
In this course, students will research and learn the various laws and restrictions placed upon them by local authorities and they must learn how to either get around them (Which, depending on the risks taken, may result in a 'slap on the wrist' punishment) or they will learn how to operate within said laws. (Which will result in 'perks' of some kind)
Session 3: FIELD TRIP TO OUTPOST 47!
In order to subject the students to the atmosphere the career they're getting into, they will be taken to MacHarren Industries Scientific Research And Development Outpost 47 in shady Shadowmoon Valley! There they will meet professionals in the field, such as Birdman (Narrak Shadowtalon of the Aarakoa), Doctor Hansen Frodhike (Dwarvish Relations), and John Duskwalker from Marketing!
Lunches will be provided by Chef "Fuck Off" Jason due to reasons YOU don't need to know about.
Session 4-16:The Forces That Guide Us
In this course, students will learn the main meat of the class. What forces control the universe and how to bend them to your will.
MORE TO COME!